Do you really think you deserve to go see Danzig with with Gorgeous Frankenstein & Toxic Holocaust at Club Nokia on June 26th?
Huh? Do ya? Well, I have FOUR PAIRS OF TICKETS I’m giving away. That’s right. Four pair.
Actually, I’m not giving them away, I don’t really think any of you deserve them. If it were up to me, you’d sit outside the venue sniveling like a pathetic emo kid wishing you could come inside.
But the folks here a Blogging.LA are kinder than I. Some would even say weak. Their benevolence will surely be their undoing.
Thus, it has been left to me to determine which of you unworthy heathens shall be permitted to enter this event.
Here’s how to enter: In the Comments Section, give me no more than two lines of your favorite MISFITS lyrics. That’s right, MISFITS LYRICS.
Yeah, I know. I don’t care.
And no more than TWO LINES! You copy and paste the entire text of “London Dungeon,” or whatever, up in there, I will find you, walk up to you on the street, and wordlessly slap you and walk away. You’ll know why it happened. You’ll know you deserved it, too.
So, no Danzig lyrics. Not even Samhain lyrics. Misfits. Two lines. I figure even if you poseurs have to Google the lyrics, at least you’ll be exposed to some actual Punk Rock.
The four entries that please me the most will win tickets.
OK, Go.
From “Halloween”:
Candy apples and razor blades
Little dead are soon in graves
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth
This is the static age we live in
Our eyes criss-cross, hold and gaze
-Static Age
an omelet of disease awaits your noontime meal
her mouth of germicide seducing all your glands
You, you don’t go in the bathroom with me
Psycho ’78
I got something to say
I killed your baby today
Hell is where you want to be
I feel the hell on you and me
Mommy!? Can I go out and kill tonight!?
Look upon me
I am the beast
-Demonomania
who’d i do this for
hey, me or you
WE ARE 138!
WE ARE 138!
Attitude.
You got some fuckin’ attitude.
When I sin, I sin real good
When I sin, I sin for sure
Little Angelfuck
It’s a shame that luck is the only thing
And death climbs up the steps one by one
To give you the rose
If you’re gonna scream, scream with me
moments like this never last…
Damn. People already took my first AND second choices.
Collect the heads of little girls and put ’em on my wall
Hack the heads off little girls and put ’em on my wall