Number of plates dropped: 1
Number of times “Happy Birthday” has been sung: 4
Number of red jello cups (cubed, visible in case): 4
Number of cantaloupes (visible in case): 5
Number of watermelons (visible in case): 5
Number of members of the Circle Jerks dining: 1
Number of mugs of decaf coffee (RobNoxious): 3
Number of mugs of regular coffee (Queequeeg): 1 (only!)
Number of random strangers that RobNoxious talked to between 2am and 4am: 7
Number of the above random strangers with whom RobNoxious might become Facebook friends with: 1 (see number of Circle Jerk members dining tonight, above).
Number of pink-haired girls: 1
Number of girls who have written love notes to me (Queequeg) tonight: 2
Number of love notes received by me (Queequeg): 1
Number of people with hats, fedora or otherwise: at least 7
Was it Keith Morris? Because I’m already FB friends with him!
You definitely got a more interesting crowd than we had. We had old folks that sorta stared at us and large family groups out for a nosh. Very relaxed group but our readers and we made up for it by breaking up the silence nicely.