The Amazing Mr Lifto. I’d get lots of piercings and hang stuff from them.

Definitely the Ring Mistress!!

What a cool event!! I always thought it would be fun to be a trapeze artist :)

Very cool giveaway. I would be the lady that does tricks on the horse.

Thrilling the audience with magic tricks would be my choice. And I’d have a handsome male assistant!

i ilike to be daring…i’d like to be on the wheel of death act

Since I’m a Mexican, I’m afraid I could be the bearded lady… Lol… We are a hairy people. Now choose me and happy cinco de mayo!

i like to be daring..i’d be in the wheel of death act.

I’d be a clown on a unicycle.

Definitely a lion tamer

I would want to be a fortune teller, that would be so much fun!

strong man

I would be the fat lady – then a few months later the skinny lady – than a few months later the fat lady again – I am always a changing attraction!

Assuming I’ll also suddenly become more athletic, I’ll totally be a trapeze artist and then marry the ringmaster. Yep.

I always wanted to be Gina Lollobrigida in the film “Trapeze”; gorgeous costumes and swinging around with a young Tony Curtis and Burt Lancaster…

I’d like to be a lion tamer,
Sequins and tights and silk top hats.
I know I could be a lion tamer,
I’ve always gotten along with cats.

I’d have a whip but never use it,
I’d simply hold it in my hand.

I’d like to be a lion tamer.
If I could be a lion tamer
I would be someone grand.

(special thanks to S. Schwartz)

I’d do a dance number with elephants!

I would be the bearded lady…that way I wouldn’t have to worry about waxing my eyebrows or upper lip anymore.

I would be the lady with the burning bush on her head! LOL..when I don’t do anything with my hair, it looks like a bush!!

If I ran away to join the circus it would have to be because they had offered me the job of THE RINGMASTER!

I’d be the creepy clown. You know the one… His face is painted a little different… So he looks creepy, but is actually probably just as Happy as the other clowns.

I would be the tattooed lady who could tell your fortune and tame the lions at the same time. Know that would be a site to see….

Human Cannonball – like Zachini

Lion Tamer For Sure!!!

Definitely a tightrope walker! I’d dig wearing the skimpy outfit and walking across with a parasol!

I’d like to balance on a tightrope!

Tight rope walker, or trapeze artist

Definitely a Fortune Teller!

If I ran away and joined the circus I would be Dragolina the Fire Breating Stilt Walker! Fire tricks always facinate both big and little kids and you gotta keep the fire far away from the public, so obliously stilts would be a natural choice.

I would be one of the surly circus tent workers that takes it down and puts it up. I’d be smoking cigarette butts during the circus performance and flicking them at the beautiful ladies. I’d be one hand washing away from being a hobo and glad of it! Now can I have the tickets?

I would be a fortune teller and tell people things about their future that would make them change for good, scare them a bit or a lot,so we won’t have so many crazy and selfish people :)

I’d be the girl that saws the man in half

I would be one of those acrobats who twirl around on and hang off the long drapes/fabric type ropes.

I’d be a fortune teller, for sure.

I’d definately wanna be a contortionist. I’m the farthest thing from flexible so it would be the total opposite!

What do you mean IF I ran away to the circus. I did and I was rejected. They didn’t want a tattooed/bearded/fat lady. They said I was too much of a freak. Can I please win the tickets to make up for my devastation?

Stilt jump roper ;)

Thats easy, the RING LEADER with a group of CHIMPS!

Thats easy, the RING LEADER with a group of CHIMPS! Doing a MJ number!

Flea circus tamer!

Trapeeze would be awesome!!!

I would be a sword swallower! (though I love the bearded lady/no waxing! idea also!)

I would be a clown!

I would be a clown :)

I would be the Gypsy Fortune Teller, who knows all and sees all!

I would definitely be a fortune teller :)

Elastica- I would love to have stretchy, rubbery skin.

I would a juggler, but not just your average flaming club juggler, I would juggle a combination of flaming clubs, ring, balls and hoops, blind folded all while riding atop a unicycle.

I would be a juggling tightrope walker…

I would be a clown! And quite possibly a juggling one.

I would be the “guess your weight” guy and lie to all the pretty ladies in order to get some perks.

If I could runaway to the circus I would be the FATWOMAN…someone has too. And its probably my turn…..

As someone who is known by all my family and friends to be scared of anything that has to do with height, depth and speed…if ever I run away and join the circus, I will be the fearless trapeze artist (in my dreams)who will awestruck everybody with my awesome talent !!!lols

I would be a Circus Carnie. I want to be the guy running the games I can never win. I’ve always wanted to say, “You pay your money and take your chances!” for a living.

I would be working with animals.

I would love to be a trapeez artist.

I think I wold love to be the sexy lady riding the elephant in a rhinestone costume with a big feather headpiece! :et’s go to the circus

I’d be a unicyling juggler clown…(some of my friends say that would be an accurate description of my life anyway…)

I love the circus and I would choose to be the fortune teller! They were always so mysterious and seemed like they knew so many secrets. A circus isn’t complete without a fortune teller.. They add verisimilitude to the fantastical, not-quite-reality feel of the circus.

i would wanna be the tight rope or the trapeze artist Ala Cirque Du Soleil outfits and acrobatic act style performance. That would be very cool.

every likes a good trapeze artist. but I like those silks. mine would be a corset clad clown twisting up on the silks doing balloon art as I cascade down the sateen material in ballet slippers.

I’d be what I am 24/7…the JUGGLER!!! With three kids in high school and four jobs, I’ve gotta be the best at it!

Keep ‘em coming! I’ve always been intrigued by sword swallowing myself. :)

When I was younger, I was a snake handler in a circus but I always wanted to be the Ringmaster wearing the nifty outfit!

I’d like to have a trained Okapi act, Okapis are probably the most exotic animal on the planet, looking like half zebra half giraffe. We’d be a sellout. Walk this way!!

Ladies & Gents, if you dare, join the crowd inside the tent for “Edgar, the Incredible Human Worm”. The head of a Man – the body of a worm!

I’m all for jobs where you’re paid to lie around all day. Actually, Mr. Carny barker, change that introduction to “Edgar, the Human Worm AND Winner for the past 2 years of the Playstation 2 World Championships!”

Always wanted to try high flying on the trapeze.

If I were going to be a carnival act, I would need to be the Ringmaster. The Ringmaster knows everybody’s secrets and what skeletons are in their closets. He holds the key to the gate. All knowing and I look amazing in red.
Jill

I would be a Dragon Fly.

I’d love to be a trapeze artist!

id be the gypsy fortune teller who could also charm snakes!!

I would love to be the barker at the Fun House – “Come one, come all – enter the magical world of the fun house” and that the Fun House was like the one in the “Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus” -:))

While I have many freakish qualities worthy of a side show act, I think I would prefer to work the crowd as a Barker… “Step right up folks, and see the wonders of the world brought to your doorstep by the flyby-nightly circus extravaganza.For just 2 pennies you can marvel at the …”

In the side show ally, the fun is not so much in the act itself (usually) as the anticipation of the spectacle built up in the minds of the audience by the Barkers call.

Ohhh, so many options. I have never been to the circus, so I would want to be the Ring Master- then I could watch the entire show and enjoy it just like the audience. Plus, then I would have a top hat and a bow tie.

Ohhh, so many options. I have never been to the circus, so I would want to be the Ring Master- then I could watch the entire show and enjoy it just like the audience. Plus, then I would have a top hat and a bow tie.

Balancing act! Juggling and balancing plates, all while riding a unicycle! Wheeeee!

I would be a trapeze ballerina, that would come down from the ceiling and fly around the carnival first in the air with the energy of a tinkerbell character, that lightly touches people in the audience with a magical wand sprinkling carnival magical dust to prepare the audience for the magical experience and ride that they are about to encounter at the Carnival!!

I would be the ring master. I’ve never been to the circus, so I want to see the show!

I’m thinking I’d be the bearded lady, what else?

I’d be the barker, since I’ve done stand-up comedy. Would try to make it funny, so they’d get two shows — the carnival and mine!

I’d be the clown coming out of the tiny car!

I’d be a clown.

Unfortunately I would be the “fat man” …

I’d like to run a cotton candy machine at a carnival, with tons of different flavors. Strawberry, grape, vanilla, bacon maple, blue raspberry.

I would be the world’s tallest midget. Or if I’m being politically correct I’d be the world’s tallest little person. I’m 6’5″.

I’d be the clown that haunts your nightmares (the kiddies have to get their emotional scars somewhere, after all)…or perhaps the sword swallower, also scary but at least popular with the gents.

I would be the dog/wolf boy, covered in hair and howling like an animal to freak people out. I would also combine that with the skill of sword swallowing and/or fire eating. Now that’s entertainment!

I would be the bearded lady unicyclist!!!

I would be Lady Fun!