From L.A. Observed I just discovered that journalist, Miss USA 1994, model, actress, blogger, and the mayor’s main squeeze, Lu Parker, found herself teaching a 16-year-old girl presumed to be Villaraigosa’s daughter, how to drive. It’s all going pretty typically until at one point during the lesson Parker admits on her blog to doubting her safe-driving abilities while amazingly showcasing her multi-tasking skills as a distracted motorist:
“How can I be a defensive driver behind the wheel,” she writes, “when I’m texting friends, checking email on my blackberry, or even putting on makeup?”
How indeed, Lu? How. The. Fuck. In. Deed.