Lisa Clor wants you to deposit money into her bank account

Take a minute to process that photo. Yes, it’s real. And yes, I had the same “WTF” reaction you are probably having when I saw it on Kent’s blog. His buddy Douglas found this flyer on his car and they both thought it had to be a joke. Kent e-mailed her to let her know she was likely the victim of some nasty joke. She replied confirming the flyer was legit. Lisa wrote:

…I PROMISE TO MENTION YOU AS A MUSE IF I GET FAMOUS FOR THIS UNIQUE PLEA [FOR EMPLOYMENT FROM A UCSB GRAD. WHO MANY HAVE CALLED “THE MOST CREATIVE, ENTERTAINING, HILARIOUS, AND INTELLIGENT PERSON THEY’VE EVER MET.”] I’VE ALSO RECENTLY BEEN CALLED “MAGICAL” AND “STUNNING” AND “ARE YOU A MODEL?” BY STRANGERS. SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT??

SO, WHY HAVE I BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR OVER A YEAR AND CAN’T I GET A JOB THAT’S AT LEAST $15 AN HOUR AND F/T???

DO I NEED TO APPLY AT TACO BELL AND OTHER MIN. WAGE PLACES OR IS THERE STILL HOPE FOR ME TO HAVE A CAREER AND MAKE MY $80K UCSB LOANS WORTHWHILE??…

Sorry for that all caps rant. You might still not be convinced, I mean, she posted her bank AND routing number on a flyer, who would do that?? I wasn’t convinced so I e-mailed her myself too. I was sure it was a prank. She wrote back saying it’s not a prank, and is instead a real desperate move:

Hi Sean,

It’s not a prank. It’s a real desperate move coming from me since I’ve been looking for a job aka $$$ for over a year. I haven’t applied to Taco Bell or the equivalent min. wage jobs yet. Thanks to the Gov’t and the voters, I have been able to barely survive off Unemployment Insurance and several extensions. There’s a lot more to my story and I would be happy to tell you or anyone more about my situation.

Some guy emailed me yesterday about this and said he would help me publicize it w/ his 10,000 member Twitter account. Very nice.

I have been tempted to announce my desperate situation in many other ways, since Craigslist, EntertainmentCareers.net, Career Builder, ……………

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!

Sad times are these when “MAGICAL” and “STUNNING” people who are too good to work at Taco Bell have to resort to photocopying their banking info and leaving it on random cars around Los Angeles begging for people to make a deposit. You might think this must be a person who just doesn’t understand what is going on in the world to do something like that, but again you’d be wrong. Check out her twitter account where she opines on how celebs who are giving money to people in Haiti should be giving it to her instead. Over on her blog you can also read all about business plans that she wants you to invest in and, apparently, her campaign for president of the USA in 2020. (warning on both links: ALL CAPS!!)

Yes folks, this is all real. I love Los Angeles.

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23 Replies to “Lisa Clor wants you to deposit money into her bank account”

  1. My two favorite tweets are these:

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GIVE PEOPLE THE OPTION TO BE “TO SLEEP” IF THEY ARE IN A WORLD OF PAIN!!! LIFE IS ABOUT QUALITY!!!
    11:31 AM Jan 23rd via web
    IF YOU WERE IN HAITI, AFRICA, HOMELESS IN AMERICA, ETC., WOULD YOU WANT TO BE “PUT TO SLEEP” LIKE A SUFFERING DOG/CAT??? THAT’S A NO-BRAINER
    11:30 AM Jan 23rd via web

    Seems like she could just opt to be put to sleep, or maybe she thinks only poor black people should be put out of their poorness.

  2. What Tara said. Payyyy-Palllll. I hate to say it, but if this not a prank, and if it’s indicative of the level of judgment she demonstrates in the workplace, perhaps that has something to do with her lack of professional success.

  3. SO AWESOME. Can I donate to a fund to get this on a billboard? I’m thinking supergraphic, actually.

  4. Note the “UCSB Bi-polar girl” film/book pitch on her site. This woman, despite her apparent “magicalness” and “are you a model?” looks, is possibly quite ill. She may not be able to understand that her illness is apparent to employers and that her panic/action out regarding her situation is making it worse.

  5. Check out the grocery stores she mentions in her Business Ideas on her blog: Gelson’s and Whole Foods. I think I now have an idea why you don’t have any money.

    And this, from her blog, is just lovely: “There should be a huge financial penalty if someone has more than 2 children. Our freeways are so crowded, jobs/colleges are increasingly competitive, pollution is increasing, our welfare system is out of control, etc. No one should be eligible for welfare unless they are temporarily sterilized with Depo [every 3 months] or Norplant. I hate to see a pregnant woman with a young child using food stamps…

    …This is ASS BACKWARDS. If someone is POOR, you’ld think they would abstain or at least have LESS CHILDREN than the RICH people, NOT MORE!! If parent’s naturally love their children unlike any other, why would they bring them into the world to starve/suffer? It’s usually because of a cultural tradition and mostly a lack of birth control and ignorance.”

    FUCK YOU, Lisa Clor.

  6. Just because someone is crazy doesn’t mean they are mentally ill, and I’m not convinced either way. I’ve seen a lot of people do incredibly stupid things in public before without being certifiable. Look at some of the public demonstrations going on around the US right now for example.

    Regardless, this is happening on a public level -she’s blogging, tweeting, and leaving flyers on peoples cars. She’s not hiding minding her own business, she’s trying to get our attention. She got mine at least.

  7. The difference between crazy and mentally ill is a medical diagnosis. IANAD, but she seems crazy. The issue here is that five years ago, this person would’ve found something to do, some kind of job commensurate with her education. Now, bosses aren’t putting up with the ‘wacky’ guy in cubicle 12.
    L.A. used to be a haven for these people, like Frisco. Things have changed. Sad. If she’d have offered a promissory note- pay me $100 now and I’ll pay you 100+ within 10 years- I dunno. Maybe?
    and that classist birth control comment? I gotta agree with Evan.

  8. UCSB, majored in self-promotion, minored in alcohol.

    She’s one of the people who think they are entitled to something for doing very little. It’s so odd that people have such an inaccurate view of themselves. I do think there is such thing as too much self-esteem; it clouds one’s view of reality.

  9. I also love that she’s complaining about needing money, but won’t deign to work at Taco Bell, and it has to be a full time job. A phrase comes to mind here…something about people begging for something being choosy about what they’re offered…

    Part of me regrets adding two comments on this, because I think that’s way to much attention for her.

  10. Oy if she responds in interviews with the over-inflated ego she gave in your email response I can understand why she can’t find a job. Or at least one that fits her self image. Join the rest of us and take any job while you look for your dream job.

  11. Thank You Sean Bonner for posting this article!!

    First of all, there were LOTS of errors in the comments section and maybe a few in your article, so I’m here to CORRECT those of you who obviously don’t understand me.

    For example: OF COURSE I DON’T WANT TO WORK FOR MIN. WAGE OR P/T, HOWEVER, OF COURSE I WILL BE GRATEFUL FOR WHATEVER JOB I GET. DUH.

    OF COURSE I PREFER A F/T JOB THAT’S AT LEAST $15 AN HOUR, CUZ THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN PAID MY ENTIRE LIFE, OVER 20 YEARS OF WORKING!! I’M 34.

    UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE IS A PROGRAM APPROVED BY VOTERS/POLITICIANS TO ENABLE PEOPLE WHO’VE BEEN LAID OFF OR FIRED [DUE TO ECONOMY OR THE FAULT OF THE EMPLOYEE] TO HAVE TIME TO FIND AN EQUIVALENT JOB – THAT IS, IN MY CASE, A F/T JOB AT $15+ AN HOUR.

    SINCE THE ECONOMY TOOK A DIVE IN OCT. 2009, A YEAR AND 1/2 AGO, IT HAS BEEN EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO FIND AN EQUIVALENT JOB, THAT IS WHY UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE WAS EXTENDED FROM THE USUAL 3 MONTHS TO OVER A YEAR. COMPRENDE?

    SO, MY UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE CHECK IS EQUIVALENT TO $9 AN HOUR, SO I WOULD BE AN IDIOT IF I TOOK A P/T AND/OR MIN. WAGE JOB AT $8 AN HOUR. IF I TOOK A P/T AND/OR MIN. WAGE JOB, MY UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE @ $9 AN HOUR WOULD STOP AND I WOULD BE MAKING LESS MONEY WORKING AT TACO BELL OR WHEREVER “BENEATH ME” JOB. IF ALL ELSE FAILS AND MY UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE EXPIRES AND I CAN’T FIND A F/T JOB AT $15+ AN HOUR, THEN OF COURSE I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL FOR WHATEVER P/T MIN. WAGE JOB I GET.

    NOW DO YOU HATERS/IGNORANTS UNDERSTAND???

    I need all the publicity I can get. Why? Because I need $$$$$$$$ and I would LOVE to make $$ doing something I LOVE [as Oprah advised over and over on her “Dream Job” show today]. What do I LOVE? I LOVE doing everything I can to eliminate as much suffering as I can. How do I try to eliminate suffering? By writing what I’ve written and say what I’ve said, etc. etc.

    It was SAD for me to read soooooooooooooooo much negativity and misunderstandings of me in the comments. But, all I can do is CLARIFY who I really am to give these SALTY EVIL people a 2nd chance re their critique. I’m not going to argue about it, but I will attempt to clarify until I feel like it’s a waste of time, cuz some people will NEVER be kind or positive, that’s life.

    I just googled my name and this article is the 2nd link after my blog and I didn’t know it existed until now….. 7 days after posting.

    To the rest of you “Commenters” who criticized my “I NEED A JOB” card on cars, my blog w/ my business ideas [including my idea for a documentary movie about bi-polar], and my twitter account………….. FUCK YOU!!!!

    To repeat/clarify:

    1.) The “I NEED A JOB” card is a UNIQUE approach to getting a job. You should be IMPRESSED, not critical. I agree, PAY PAL is a great option and I will add it to my blog or upcoming website. To make it simple for everyone, all ages, whether comfortable with Pay Pal or not, I put my bank info. As you may know, routing #’s are not top secret, call any bank and they will tell you their routing #. Since I have been unemployed for so long, I’m broke, so there’s no $$ to steal w/ my checking account #. There are a few bills that offer payments online via bank account #’s, but it would be easy to find that person if they used my info. to pay their cell phone bill or whatever. I know it’s “shocking” because everyone is so freaked out re Identity Theft….. but, I thought it out, weighed the risks vs. possible benefits, and decided it was worth the risk. What else can be done w/ my bank info.? Maybe someone will try to steal my Social Security #? Ruin my credit score [already ruined]?

    2.) Re my use of caps, etc. – Obviously, I know proper spelling and grammer, it’s nearly impossible to graduate from anywhere without it, especially UC Santa Barbara. I’M NO IDIOT. Have you ever read “Catcher in the Rye” or any other composition where the writing “style” was CREATIVE vs. traditional???? Those are the compositions most people enjoy….. compositions with PERSONALITY, so shut the fuck up about caps already. I KNOW they are intended for acronyms, “yelling”, etc. – obviously, I don’t used caps all the time, I use them for emphasis, not yelling or cuz I never learned grammer. DUH.

    3.) The business ideas on my blog are AWESOME!!! Some may be perceived as “trivial” [such as my “napkin-dispenser-on-tables” idea], but they are NOT trivial to me and most people I know…… meaning, we go out to eat at least 1-3 times a week, and there are almost NEVER enough napkins. Everyone forgets to ask the server for more napkins [the utensils are on the 1 and only napkin per person, WTF are you supposed to do….. wipe your mouth and then put the filthy napkin back on your lap?? GROSS!! If you read my OTHER business ideas, it is clear that I care deeply about the “small” and “large” irritations in life. SO, when I publicize my interest in being U.S. President by 2020, it’s because I am confident that I would make the world a better place – that includes POPULATION REGULATION and MORE NAPKINS, ETC., ETC., ETC.!!

    4.) Re Haiti – WTF?? From what I recall, my post was expressing my AGONY for ALL suffering people, whether they are in Haiti or in a coma or in a nursing home for YEARS, bedridden, the paralyzed, the starving in Sub-Saharan Africa, S.E. Asia, and most of Latin America, the people in jails, etc. I HATE IT WHEN ANYONE SUFFERS – INCLUDING COWS, PIGS, CHICKENS, ETC. WHO ARE PACKED LIKE SARDINES SO WE CAN EAT THEM!!!

    WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL COMFORTABLE PUTTING THEIR DEAREST DOG/CAT TO SLEEP WHEN THEY ARE IN A WORLD OF PAIN, NO QUALITY OF LIFE, YET NOT THEIR MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER, DAUGHTER, SON, GRANDPARENTS, ETC.??????

    Life should be a CHOICE. If we don’t want to live and/or our loved ones decide we are suffering too much for too long to continue living, then we should have the OPTION of being “put to sleep.” They have a law called “Death with Dignity” in Oregon and Washington. Hopefully California is next. It is a much more conservative law where the patient must have 6 months or less to live and there is proof from a Dr.

    So, re Haiti, if I was over there, I would appreciate the opportunity to be “put to sleep”, not just because of the earthquake, because of their intense poverty and lacking population regulation. They waited for days/weeks to be unburied, for water/food and medical care. THAT IS BULLSHIT. Yes, the celebrities had that big fundraiser tv show with all the super depressing songs, but how much $$$$$$$$$$ did each of them give?????? i called to ask and the man who answered didn’t know.

    I’m sure there are more things I want to say, but I’m done for now.

    Please feel free to contact me 818-738-3057 if you want to be POSITIVE and HELP me with a JOB, preferably something F/T and $15+ an hour. At this point, I am willing to take P/T and min. wage. Sad, but true. AND, I will be very, very grateful for ANY job I get.

    I think it’s OBVIOUS that I am CREATIVE, HARD-WORKING, KIND, LOGICAL, THINK-OUTSIDE-THE-BOX, HONEST, INTELLIGENT, etc. My resume and references prove this to be true.

    What job/s did GOD give YOU for your time here on Earth????????????????

    Lis’

  12. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MACK???????? PERFECTION???????

    HOW BORING AND UPTIGHT YOU ARE!!!!

    LOOSEN UP!!!

    MAKE A FEW TYPOS HERE AND THERE!!!

    IT’S VERY SEXY TO RELAX THAT TIGHT ASSHOLE [YOU AND YOUR “ANAL” ULTRA-CRITICAL KNOW-IT-ALL SATAN WORSHIPERS]WITH ALL THE CONSTIPATED SHIT INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HOLY FUCK!!! HOW CAN YOU READ ALL THAT I POURED MY HEART AND SOUL INTO AND THEN HAVE NOTHING TO SAY EXCEPT THAT YOU HATE TYPOS. ALWAYS.

    FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  13. The “idea girl” is a straight shooter. I don’t agree with everything she says but I admire her bravado.

    She came down a little hard on Mack Reed, but on one point I think she’s right, Mack, MAKE A FEW TYPOS HERE AND THERE!!!

    Re her use of caps, etc. I HAVE read Catcher in the Rye and it’s an awesome book.

    I find this whole thread exhilarating.

  14. THANK YOU JORY!!!! FINALLY, A POSITIVE COMMENT!!!!

    [BTW – now, if I would’ve used “proper grammar” in the sentence above, it would’ve looked like something like this: “Thank you Jory! I am so appreciative that someone has finally posted a positive comment.” That is a “generic” and dull style to me. It’s appropriate in the 9-5 type business atmosphere and on many college research papers, but not for “personal expression”, such as blogs and internet postings.]

    The “Job Wanted Cards” was the 1st time I tried this approach. Most of the cards were placed on cars around my neighborhood in Burbank. I put a few in the CBS or NBC parking lot [security called me the next day and I denied knowing anything about it, yikes!] and approx. 20 cards on cars in a neighborhood near Universal Studios, up the road from Vivid Entertainment.

    I am going to print more and deliver them to the wealthiest neighborhoods in L.A. County, etc. Perhaps the wealthiest people will also be the most intelligent, most progressive, most creative, and most willing to reward my efforts to find a job by June 1st.

    Does anyone have any advice/job connections/$ for me??

    BY THE WAY – My 35th birthday is next month, on May 17th [Taurus]. I am creating an Evite for my family/friends to meet at Chateau Marmont [OR my apt. or somewhere on the beach] for a bbq/grill potluck by the pool/ocean, cake n ice cream, and then exchange our pre-prepared “End-of-Life Instructions” or take some time to prepare the document/s [simple 10-20 questionnaire available to those who do not understand the various options/laws].

    WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR LOVED ONES ARE GOING TO BE DEVASTATED. HEART-BROKEN.

    MAKE LIFE A LITTLE EASIER FOR YOUR LOVED ONES……….
    PREPARE YOUR “END-OF-LIFE INSTRUCTIONS” SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOUR WISHES, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!!! INCLUDE AT LEAST $7000-$10,000 TO PAY FOR THE CREMATION, CASKET, FLOWERS, FUNERAL, AND/OR BURIAL!!

    At the end of the “party”, I will be sure to have a copy of everyone’s “Instructions” so that I can scan and email them to other family/friends. This way, everyone’s wishes are clearly communicated [the basic 10-20 questions are the most critical, NOT inheritance details re $$, etc.].

    For example –
    1.) Do you want to donate ANY of your body parts to those on waiting lists, on dialysis for hours every week, dying in hospitals, in a world of pain, close to vanishing from their lives of their child/ren / spouse/occupation, etc.??
    2.) If yes, is that designated on your Driver’s License, did you register on-line, and have you put that in HANDWRITING [Holographic Will MUST be handwritten, NOT TYPED] or in a “Will”??
    3.) Have you designated a Power-of-Attorney [someone/s to make health/financial decisions on your behalf if you are unable to function due to coma, Alzheimer’s, stroke, etc.?????
    4.) If yes, have you included that in your Holographic Will [or a Will from the internet or attorney]????
    5.) If you have a significant amount of money and/or capital [a home, a “healthy” checking/savings, cars, jewelry, etc.], have you set up a TRUST so that your beneficiaries won’t have to lose a LOT of time in court and more than 1/2 the VALUE of the assets in probate?????
    6.) Regardless of your interest [or lack there of] in SAVING MANY LIVES via Organ Donation, from what remains, do you want to be CREMATED [least expensive and best for the environment due to the “real estate” of very expensive grave-sites w/ expensive caskets]???
    7.) If so, what do you want re your ashes? Do you want to choose your urn/s or advise your preferences? Give to 1 person to keep? Give to many people to keep? Designate a location/s where you want everyone or each person to release your ashes and then go to that location to express remorse, same as a grave-site]????? And/or, arrange for a bench, tree, star, etc. engraved w/ your name, famous last words [quote]???
    8.) Have you arranged for the payments of the funeral, cremation, and/or burial or are you saving for it, or do you expect your family/friends to pay for it?? The average funeral in the United States costs $6500, according to the National Funeral Directors Association. The true sum can easily reach $10,000.
    articles.moneycentral.msn.com/…/HowToPlanAFuneral.aspx –
    9.) What do you envision for your funeral and burial? Where? Who? When [preferred day and time for beginning and ending]? Why?
    Fav. Flowers?
    Fav. Music?
    Fav. Speakers?
    What do you want in the “Program” handout?
    Famous Last Words [quotes, message/s for loved ones / world]
    Fav. Food/Bev.?
    A “Goodbye Book” w/ a copy of your Autobiography, book of advice, recipes, artwork, photos, etc.
    Location of burial/cremation site/s?
    Fav. photos?
    Fav. movies, books, memories, etc.
    Powerpoint Slideshow of Life Story and/or Advice for the Living?
    Video of Life Story and/or Advice for the Living?
    10.) Do you want to be kept alive if you are in a coma for a long period of time, brain-dead, in severe pain, hospitalized for months/years due to Alzheimer’s, etc.????
    11.) OR, do you want to be “put to sleep” [like most people would for their beloved dog/cat] aka “euthanasia” [unfortunately, for some retarded “religious” reason, this euthanasia option is only available in Oregon and Washington, under the “Death with Dignity” law, which is only available to those w/ less than 6 months to live and a Dr. note to prove it. They require residency, but I was told by their Govt. office that it is easy to establish residency by renting a cheap apt., taking that proof to the Dr., and then of course the apt. would be canceled upon death]?
    12.) Hopefully, California will be next to pass this law. Better than nothing. We need a law passed on the Federal Level and more efficiently, on the GLOBAL LEVEL [which is another soap-box of mine – I am 110% in favor of a GLOBAL GOVT w/ GLOBAL LAWS w/ GLOBAL INCENTIVES AND CONSEQUENCES W/ 1 CURRENCY [U.S. DOLLAR IS THE MOST POPULAR, BUT I DON’T CARE WHICH ONE WE CHOOSE] AND 1 LANGUAGE [ENGLISH IS THE MOST POPULAR, BUT I DON’T CARE WHICH ONE WE CHOOSE]!!!!!!!!!

    I can go on, but I’ll stop for now.

    The point is, this is one of my GENIUS business ideas and I think there is a very lucrative opportunity for my “End-of-Life Instructions” “parties”. I just need PUBLICITY [free or w/ $$$ to advertise], a location that is large and private enough, w/ food, bevs, and restrooms available. I am also looking into working with High School students, especially 18 year old Seniors. Perhaps I could invite the PUBLIC [clients] to join us in the school gym. I would charge each person $100 to prepare and distribute their “Instructions.” If they didn’t have the $, we could work out a loan and/or trade of some sort. No one would be denied assistance due to poverty.

    THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION AND DISTRIBUTION!!

    IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT THIS ISN’T PREPARED SOMETIME BETWEEN K-12 OR IN COLLEGE OR ANYWHERE ELSE!!

    MOST PEOPLE THINK WILLS ARE FOR RICH PEOPLE ONLY. WRONG!! EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY, THEREFORE; EVERYONE NEEDS TO DISCUSS THE OPTIONS INVOLVED AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE!!

    WAKE UP EVERYONE AND PUT YOUR “END-OF-LIFE INSTRUCTIONS” IN HANDWRITING AND/OR VIA A DO-IT-YOURSELF WILL OR VIA AN ATTORNEY [VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE]!!

    THE BOTTOM LINE IS – IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN MY “END-OF-LIFE INSTRUCTIONS” AND 35TH BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY, MAY 15, FROM 4-7 PM, AT CHATEAU MARMONT [location may change on Evite]……………….

    YOU AND YOURS ARE ALL INVITED.

    I REALIZE I AM “UNUSUAL” RE MANY OF MY IDEAS, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT I AM CORRECT RE WHAT’S LACKING IN THE WORLD AND HOW LIFE CAN BE IMPROVED.

    LIS’

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