Screw Christmas. This is the most wonderful time of the year: Girl Scout cookie season! On a whim and inspired by Erin Broadley’s @LAWeekly tweet re. cookies that can increase your bustline (don’t they all do that, if you eat the whole box?), I went & checked on the due date for our local Peanut Butter Patty purveyors here, and their “find a cookie” widget tells me we have three days, six hours, 39 minutes and a rapidly decreasing number of seconds until Samoas get slung in the city of Angels.

LA, grab your snuggies and settle in, cuz those pencil pants ain’t gonna fit in a few weeks.

Will you be selling Girl Scout cookies (I’m talking to you, Overzealous Parent)? I want your cookies. I bet a lot of other people do, too. If you want to leave info in the comments to help me find you when it’s time to buy, go right ahead! Los Angeles–and an entire secondary ecosystem of Curves, Bally’s gyms, personal trainers and lipo clinics–thanks you.

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