Driving Douchebaggery

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You know what I like to do sometimes? I like to take pictures of douchebags. Especially when a guy darts around from behind my car, into the other lane, and back in front of me – only to come to a stop at a red light, 10 seconds later.

But, I like to make a scene of it. You know, blatantly hold the iPhone, high above the steering wheel. Holding it long enough that I see him see me in his rear view mirrow. Taking a picture of his car with his license plate as the focal point. Making him wonder nervously for the rest of the weekend why. Why? WHY??

Today’s episode of Driving Douchebaggery took place on Ventura Boulevard. But, it can happen anywhere.

So can photography.

11 Replies to “Driving Douchebaggery”

  1. I like doing that, too! I like to think it makes people think twice about acting like a douchebag. One time there was this guy who kept trying to race me, racing past me, cutting me off, falling behind me and tailgating me. Finally my passenger took a picture of him with his G9 and that other motorist couldn’t exit the freeway fast enough.

  2. Think first, retards! People like Jason are everywhere just waiting to take damning evidence of your stupidity!

    Really though, when I first read the post title I thought it said “Divine Douchebaggery.”

  3. I happened to be in SC and VV yesterday and had that happen to me several times. Curb sneakers using the parking lanes to get around only to have to dart back in because of a parked car or just… Anyway nice catch, glad I don’t have to deal with that sort of assholian behavior on a daily basis.

  4. You can’t do anything w/ a pic of someone’s license unless you illegally run it w/ someone at the DMV. Nothing to be afraid of.

  5. “Taking a picture of his car with his license plate as the focal point. Making him wonder nervously for the rest of the weekend why. Why? WHY??”

    Let it go dude… we all drive, we all get cut off… just let it go..

    “Think first, retards! People like Jason are everywhere just waiting to take damning evidence of your stupidity!”

    This blog really likes the word retards, keeping it classy Lucinda. As for people like Jason being everywhere… highly doubt it. The city has a limit of one supreme idiot and one supreme bitch.

    It’s a new year guys, work on it.

  6. I’m sure this bothers you very much. I get frustrated driving too.

    But posting photos like this or of ‘parking tards’ really isn’t news or even interesting in the least.

    There are tons of interesting things going on in LA, but your traffic frustration simply isn’t one of them.

  7. I’m a TOTAL douche in person. But I’m relieved you called me a “douche” and a “supreme bitch,” since it seems like you think “retard” is a way worse thing to call someone.

    I plan to keep it Klassy with a capital K this year. Onward 2010!

  8. “posting photos like this or of ‘parking tards’ really isn’t news or even interesting in the least.

    There are tons of interesting things going on in LA, but your traffic frustration simply isn’t one of them.” -cruftbox

    DITTO!!! What a snoozefest. I skip over the “parking tard” posts on here all the time. make a separate blog for “parking tards” if you really feel it’s that interesting to show a car parked over the line.

  9. I sympathize with your frustration at the guy driving like a douchebag, but from my perspective you were heading towards douchebag-dom yourself when you focused all of your energies on taking a picture with your iPhone while behind the wheel. Stoplight or no, that’s equally lame driving behavior.

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