Last year my resolution was to win the lottery, which didn’t happen of course cause I never actually played and no one played for me(I’m still getting over this fact). I realized that I was perhaps too ambitious then and that I should break this goal down into smaller bite size pieces. Like, 1.put aside a lottery ticket jar 2. Throw loose change in it(if I don’t use it on starcracks ice coffee refills) 3. Use change at the end of each week for a lotto ticket :)
Doesn’t that seem so much more attainable?
I’m already proud of myself for coming up with this lil plan!
And should I win in 2010, I’m having a huge party and inviting all of you!

Dont Laugh — Less housework! Would be a nice post bday gift (wink wink)

i have finally realized that my day to day personality is honest.
no hold barred no filter nothing.
also, my persona is basically piss and bile: cynical, jaded, bitter, borderline mean crabby, prickly, pissy, etc etc etc.

so my resolution is to be totally fake.
construct a personality made up of niceness, happiness, smiles,earnestness, friendliness, etcetcetc.

become fake and possibly thus pleasant.