Matt Szabo, Senior Press Secretary to Mayor Villaraigosa, is on vacation. We know this, because he left us all a LoveYouBye note 10 days ago.

Enter one Sarah Hamilton. She’s no where near as venomous as Angry Matt. But at least she’s available to keep us up to date on Tony’s Tomfoolery.

And as the Mayor said yesterday, there was a sprinkler malfunction that has been corrected. Watering is back to 2 days/wk

Oh. Okay. In that case, I had a sprinkler malfunction, too. Can you refund me for the past 6 months? Thanks.

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