Found yesterday evening in Crumbs Bake Shop on Larchmont:

Since they were behind a glass partition, I shattered it with a trash can, stole one and tagged the other three, because that’s how real Laker fans celebrate.

The rest of you can go to a parade today starting at 11 a.m. from Staples Center south to the Coliseum or until martial law is declared.

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