Tonight I Bust My Heino Hymen

Heino Performs Tonight @ The Red Lion Tavern
Heino Performs Tonight @ The Red Lion Tavern

Heino, the most successful German folk (Volksmusik) singer (or at least a parody of one), will be performing at the Red Lion Tavern in Silver Lake tonight.

My friend Chandler has been trying for months to get me to see Heino perform, but I have yet to go the distance. If all goes as planned, tonight may be the night I lose my Heino hymen.

I’m not exactly sure what to expect. When dealing with the Germans, who does?

Red Lion Tavern, 2366 Glendale Blvd, Silver Lake, 21+. 10pm.


5 Replies to “Tonight I Bust My Heino Hymen”

  1. Yeah. I have a couple of Heino’s albums on vinyl from back in the day (73/74). He is popular, for better or worse. My question is, how is this guy still alive? He looks rough, these days. How often does he perform in LA? I guess I have two questions, then.

  2. @tis1971 I don’t think this Heino is the REAL Heino. I think he is a parody of Heino. I could be wrong though.

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