Win a threesome with Ron Jeremy! (mildly NSFW)
April 21, 2009 at 8:00 pm in Celebrity, Contests, Filmmaking/Filmmakers
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To enter, simply leave a comment adapting the titles of any 3 recent LA Metblogs posts into porn film titles by this Friday at noon. A secret panel of perverts will pick their favorite, and notify the winner sometime Friday afternoon.
“One Eyed Monster,” an R rated horror parody hitting DVD shelves April 28th, stars Ron Jeremy, Amber Benson, Veronica Hart and a handful of character actors and porn stars “playing it straight.”
Plot involves an alien possessing Ron Jeremy’s disembodied penis and going on a killing spree. Or, via the studio copywriters:
In a darkly comic homage to “Alien” and “The Thing”, the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part–Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills.
Watch the trailer, look at stills, order the DVD, and do whatever else comes naturally at the film’s official website.
The giveaway package:
- Dinner with Ron Jeremy for two.
- Ride in the limo and walk the red carpet with Ron and receive VIP seating at the premiere.
- One autographed copy of the DVD.
- Anything else that happens is between the winner and Ron.
Winner will be responsible for arriving at the Hollywood dinner location at 5:30pm Monday, April 27th, and give permission to be photographed/videotaped at the event (not to be stars of the next Ron Jeremy film, but to be included in press about the event). I’m also going to require that the winner and guest be at least 21.
(Also note that the official site also has a contest to “win a nite out with Ron Jeremy” – but doesn’t feature the pre-show dinner or limo ride. Yeah, I’m bragging.)
Again, to win, adapt 3 recent Metblogs post titles into porn film titles below in the comments. Make sure the email attached your Metblogs account is accurate, and be sure to check your email frequently Friday afternoon to see if you’ve won so we can get your name, congratulate you, and all that stuff.
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