Comments on: Win Free Derby Dolls Tickets (plus a special bonus prize)

By: Burns!

Burns! — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:28:00 +0000

Thanks, everybody. The haiku were all great, and the winners have been notified. Looks like there may still be a few tickets left at the Dolls’ website, so get ‘em now before they sell out. Then, come find me at the Doll Factory tomorrow night and say hi.

By: cannondollx

cannondollx — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:34:31 +0000

You guys are awesome!!! Some of these are really funny!! nice job! and just for the record.. I do have 2 eyes… lol

Love and Bruises,
Cannon Doll X
#xXx
of the LADD SIRENS

By: tvholicsanonymous

tvholicsanonymous — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:05:02 +0000

Wheels setting fire to the rink
Ain’t all about tits and ass
Derby bitches rock

By: tvholicsanonymous

tvholicsanonymous — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:04:33 +0000

Big Hair and Big Tits
Whirring wheels screeching also
Hell Hath No Fury

By: tvholicsanonymous

tvholicsanonymous — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:04:01 +0000

Bitches crashing now
On 8 speedy wheels no less,
Derby war begins

By: lenoroc

lenoroc — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:42:49 +0000

Oh, Sarkastika
Doth anyone dare challenge?
My penis is scared

By: pyphus

pyphus — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:58:56 +0000

L.A. DERBY DOLLS
Access to elbows: Caught ya lookin”!

By: Burns!

Burns! — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:53:38 +0000

You all rock. I knew you’d make this difficult again. Keep ‘em coming!

By: brainofdan

brainofdan — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:21:43 +0000

Darn. Two months too late.
Would “Susan Beef Anthony”
have won me tickets?

By: brainofdan

brainofdan — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:54:40 +0000

Dear Cannon Doll X,
Truly a wonder on wheels
Where’s your other eye?