This is one of the cases where a sticker from failsticker.com would come in handy…

No. Asshole/Dickhead sounds good enough to me.

Lex-ASS

Krazydad — I don’t think this is a “fail” at all. I think the vast majority of parking ‘tards posted here, including this one, tried to park precisely this way and succeeded completely.

Lezgull — I like!

youparklikeanasshole.com, download the nifty note and send them the picture.
Asshole is too nice.

Can I nominate “Parking Douche” as the new pejorative?

Personally, I prefer the classics. Schmuck! works fine for me.

More suggestions:
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(small type) parking (large) ABUSE
it’s not just a bad idea IT’S AGAINST THE LAW
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FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS PARK STUPID
does this mean you don’t have any friends?
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PARKING ABUSE CAUSES BAD CAR KARMA
Can you really afford it in Los Angeles?
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WHOEVER TAUGHT YOU TO DRIVE MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU
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I’D LEAVE AN INTELLIGENT COMMENT BUT EITHER YOU DON’T
KNOW HOW TO READ OR AREN’T INTELLIGENT.
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INTELLIGENT CAR—POOR THING HAS A STUPID DRIVER
THE CAR CAN’T PARK ITSELF, EVEN IF IT WOULD LIKE TO
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRESSED YOUR CAR IS WITH
YOUR PARKING SKILLS?
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PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIES SHOW PEOPLE WHO CAN’T PARK PROPERLY
HAVE SEXUAL ISSUES. FANCY CARS ARE NOT A CURE.
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Thanks Mike. I like “Parking Douche.” The word “douche” is very versatile, with all its variations — “douchebag” (of which “douche” in this context is really a shortened version), the adjective “douchey,” the noun “douchiness” and its synonym “douchery.” Perhaps an especially egregious practitioner can be called “Il Douche” (with accent, pronounced “Il Dou-chay,” a lot like Mussolini’s title).