Comments on: Win tix to Kool Keith: Dr. Octogon vs Dr. Dooom, this Friday at the El Rey

By: arrt

arrt — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:22:01 +0000

-You want birth control you can smoke a cigarette

-Baboons clap and girl horses wanna hit the sack

-it’s welfare love, section 8

By: gabchabran

gabchabran — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:41:32 +0000

“you say Shaq is your cousin, I don’t believe you”

By: ecryder

ecryder — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:48:03 +0000

REALLY hate to say this, but “Dogs drink my piss” from sex style is stuck in my head fairly frequently. GD i hate admitting that.

By: handlebars

handlebars — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:47:42 +0000

“Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up” – Critical Beatdown

By: michelle

michelle — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:28:25 +0000

Best Kool Keith lyric – “Hold upright, I burn your anus with the purple light”.

By: funky

funky — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:05:52 +0000

I’m gonna have to stick with 80s Kool Keith:
“Your head is triangle / Like a mango”

Although the spoken intro for Black Elvis is spectacular:
“Why are you smirking up your face, making obnoxious facial scenes like I supposed to be scared”

By: nuttyhoho

nuttyhoho — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:21:46 +0000

“Now my helmet’s on, you can’t tell me I’m not in space…. ”

from Earth People on the freaky Dr. Octagonecologyst album.

By: Annika Barranti

Annika Barranti — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:12:19 +0000

I believe it is Doctor Octagon who is responsible for “Half Shark Alligator Half Man,” perhaps the most brilliant hip hop song of all time. The title is the best lyric.

By: scott

scott — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:11:39 +0000

Here’s a few……so hard to chose just one……

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power

Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols

looks like your veculuar .. is some what constricted