I love LL Cool J because he’s done more to advance the popularity of Chapstick and Kangols than anyone in the world. Who wouldn’t want to see the man in action?

I loved him in Last Holiday

I love LL Cool J because he is hotttt! That’s right, four t’s!

Well, aside from being Hot(t-t-t) I LOVE LL Cool J’s music and killer bod!

Clearly, the Ladies Love Cool James. So, I guess it’s not just a clever name.

Because he likes big butts…oh, wait.

All joking aside, he’s talented. “Mama Said Knock You Out” was probably the first time I ever saw a rapper with a full band, and I was quite impressed. But this Friday I’m actually gonna try to go to the Street Fighter thing instead.

I – like countless scores of ladies – love cool James. “Mama Said Knock You Out” was the soundtrack to my 8th grade year in suburban Appleton, Wisconsin, and I even TAPED IT for my crush for his bday (it worked, we “went together”, and I was his first kiss — thanks LL) Since then it is still one of the select disks I can listen to front to back, and in the case of desert-island abandonment, would mos def be in my arsenal.

Apologies for the long-windedness, but going up against “Kangols and Chapstick”?!! Had to pull out the *BIG GUNS* (and the violins)…

Bootie shakin with all that love in the house? Hell to the YES! LL’s gonna bring it!