A Christmas Poem for the ages

CBS2.com has posted the merriest of Merry Christmas poems, complete with hookers, johns, and the police! It’s not just a holiday greeting, but a news story, as well! Credit goes to Alan Carter for whipping up this soon-to-be holiday classic:

Twas the night before Christmas,
the Pasadena Police were all rested,
cause a sting Tuesday afternoon
saw one hooker and 15 johns arrested.

Undercover cops did their duty with charm
to make sure the ladies got off the streets without harm!

To lessen the number of streetside, uh, flings,
the cops worked the streets from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. for the sting.
Imagine those big burly guys out in a dress!
Oh, but they did it dear people to keep the streets from being a mess!

Police Chief Bernard Melekian said that neighbors were upset,
to see their belovedĀ East Colorado Boulevard get —
kinda seedy with men who were, uh, uhm, needy and
that’s why the cops took the hookers off the street,
On Dancer, on Prancer — you two will have to find some other place to meet!

Those cops were quite efficient to hear it told,
they dressed like ladies of the night and even Johns who were bold,
but if the Pasadena cops have their say,
no more flesh will be sold…

Ah, to those who were busted, this is no time to whine,
but you’re facing six months in jail and a $500 fine!

Original story: http://cbs2.com/local/Prostitution.Sting.Arrested.2.894687.html