UFO Spotted in Marina del Rey!

I spied this UFO hovering over the Marina, and snapped a few photos. I’ll be sending them to the National Enquirer and the History Channel (which loves this stuff during sweeps periods), but first I thought I’d give the exclusive to L.A. Metblogs. My hypothesis is that the aliens on board were looking for human specimens to suck up into their spacecraft, so that they could perform emotionally scarring experiments upon them, and thought that the hardy boat owner types in the Marina below would fit the bill.

Upon closer inspection with binocs, I saw that the cigar-shaped spacecraft was cleverly cloaked as a Goodyear Blimp, of which one or more examples can be found down the 405 in Carson. I also saw that the alien spacecraft displayed a scrolling coded message in large hypnotizing red L.E.D. lights. The message read “Get Goodyear’s Car Package.” Hopefully, the NSA or the Pentagon can decipher what that really means, before it’s too late. Hopefully, it isn’t a newer version of “To Serve Man.”

Alien at left gestures to ship
Alien at left gestures to ship