Hooray for Swedish death metal! Swedish death metal saved my life. Swedish death metal made me a sandwich. Swedish death metal loves you long time. Swedish death metal did too much blow in the 70s. Swedish death metal likes mac’n’cheese. Swedish death metal your mom. Actually, I just like saying “Swedish death metal.”
Seminal (heh) “melodic death metal” pioneers In Flames play at the Club Nokia this Saturday and you can win tickets. Just enter what you think is the funniest death metal band name you can think of, and we’ll select some winners with the funniest entries!
If you’d rather buy your tickets and not think up funny names, go here.
“Immortal Flaming Black Anus of Eternal Doom” or IFB of ED for those in “the know.”
I’m pretty sure I’ve got all the key “Swedish Death Metal” name words covered in this one.
Knife in Christ
Fetus Pinata
Molten Glass Enema
Behold…Arctopus
Fuck…I’m Dead
Mongoloid Gnome
Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation
Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
The Revolting Cocks
This contest is CLOOOOOOOOSED! You lose!
congrats to the three commenters here, you’re all going to the show!
bromike666, you forgot to mention fjords, meatballs, and/or furniture.
Has anyone seen the cartoon network show “Metalocalypse”?
Well, thats what comes to mind when I see these guys.