New name added to Hollywood liberals’ shit list: Dean Cain

October 14, 2008 at 10:31 am in Celebrity, Politics

For the second time in two months, former TV Superman Dean Cain outed himself as a McCain supporter on Larry King Live. Appearing last night in a segment opposite nascent liberal blogger Sheryl Crowe, Cain  went on about how much he loves Crowe’s music but said they can have a political disagreement because *yawn* “that’s what makes America great.” In a brief of flash of clarity about the mortal damage he was inflicting on his career, he then  stammered, “But I’m pro-choice!”

Too late, Man of Steel.

Displaying a Palin-esque acuity when asked by King what question he would most like to hear both presidential candidates answer (“Oh, gee, I don’t know. Uh, foreign policy is big with me,”) he deep-soul kissed his line of work good-bye as doors could be heard slamming shut across Tinseltown.

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