Monday Bullets: Where In The World Is Westlake?

August 25, 2008 at 11:24 am in LA bloggers

Sunset Junction isn’t what it used to be, and that ain’t a good thing. Militant Angeleno finds hipsters and “racially segregated” stages, all while looking in from the outside of a chainlink fence. Tear down this wall!

The L.A. Times is asleep at the word processor again. LA Cowboy gives them a history lesson about the historic Westlake neighborhood. It is now virtually impossible for them to graduate without extra credit.

LAist reports that Downtown L.A. could see the return of a streetcar within 5 years. Mainly, because Metro would not be in charge. (UPDATE: CurbedLA points to a Downtown News report that it could be 2 years away. 2 YEARS!!!)

When Are We Going To California? would like to ask LAX a few questions about their security procedures. Why are the lines always so long? Why can’t you hire more TSA workers? Does the full body cavity search include a happy ending?

And Los Angeles Football Stadium is still looking for an NFL team. Even if said team exists only on paper. Play God with the City of Industry, with the Los Angeles Stadium Fantasy Football Contest!

David Markland contributed to Monday Bullets. He’s swell.

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I suppose the happy ending for a full cavity search depends on the person, I’d suspect the dude that likes the prostate exam will like the cavity search too. Just a guess.
Burns!

I’m disappointed. I thought When Are We Going To California would have something more to say about it, but you basically reprinted the whole thing. A personal experience with TSA frottage? An explanation of how to fix it? Nothing.

Someone please tell When Are We Going To California that I’d like a follow-up.