…aww, shucks.

So we are supposed to listen to baldy man with the goofy beard, bad fitting jeans and the ugliest couch in all of LA? Yeah, thats the guy I want giving me fashion tips. Dude, you are so close to absolute nerd nirvana, just tuck that tired shirt in your pants, strap on a belt and you are there.

Hell, you might as well put me in charge of speeling and punctuation at Blogging.LA.

Just keep furthering that LA stereotype, my friend, just keep furthering it.

I guess you’ve been under a rock: I’m kind of a big deal in Pasadena. Ya know, the City with a Rose Bowl and Parade.

- AP
http://www.proctorformayor.com

And those jeans fit on me just fine. :-)

I look much better than when I was slapping on eyeliner and running around Hollywood with a bunch of dregs of society who think Bauhaus is god’s greatest gift to music. :-)

Upon re reading my post I’ve decided to retract my comments about anyones hairline. Though meant in jest it was childish and uncalled for. In the last few years “Mr. Belly” might be a name used in reference to my expanding waistline.

I still stand by my statement that the beard, jeans and tee couch preclude AP from making blanket fashion proclamations.

Bromike666, its satire pal. Maybe you didn’t know AP was the goth candidate for mayor in last round of elections. Yes, Goth in old blue haired crossed legs Pasadena.

Give the dude credit for not trying a combover though it might have made it funnier.