Dear guy sitting in the parking lot in your car with the engine running holding a newspaper 1 inch from your face and struggling to read whatever is written on it,
I’m scared that you drive. Eeep!
Dear lady in the grocery store racing pushing my cart out of the way and racing to grab the last gallon of 2% milk before I am in arms reach of it,
I didn’t want it anyway.
Dear overweight and balding guy with a cute girl who is way out of your league getting all huffy and protective thinking I’m staring and trying to get in on that action,
Actually you guys are just in the way of the Vitamin Water display, could you move already?
Dear lady with 27 items in your cart standing in the 15 items or less line hoping no one notices,
We all noticed.
Dear guy with 2 kids in a shopping cart who are screaming bloody fucking murder and crying and generally casing a ruckus,
I think your kids are upset.
Dear lady in line behind me and the guy with one bottle of soda who is all upset because I let the guy with one bottle of soda go ahead of me inline since he only had one bottle of soda,
Are you dumb in the head? We were both in front of you before, what order we reach the check out makes no difference at all.
Dear guy bagging my groceries who thinks it’s a good idea to put one single item in each plastic bag so now instead of having 2 bags with 3-4 items in each I have 7 individual bags,