Porn for New Moms

Yesterday, my family chose to celebrate my daughter’s 5th birthday by melting away some pounds on the UCLA campus. After a 5 year hiatus, we attended the Festival of Books which continues today. (Oh…to anyone who got hit by the Hello Kitty, I’m almost kind of sorry…but it was really funny hearing it bounce off your head.) The last time we went it was definitely not that crowded and the Stroller Warriors hadn’t taken over.

The throng of people made it a little impossible to get into some of the booths, what with us doing our last tour as Stroller Warriors, but we did get to almost see some books.

I only noticed then because of the large number of older moms and Latinas who walked away from the table saying the same thing, “I don’t even want to know.” I had heard of Porn for Women by the same publisher and knew it was just a collection of photos of men doing things the women studied found sexy. I have to say, those ladies lack some serious imagination. I picked up the book and sure enough it contained images of guys doing things my husband already does. How boring is that? All this goes to show is that you can sex up anything and Bugaboo/designer diaper bag crowd will buy it…just as soon as they get those stripper poles removed from their bedrooms.

3 Replies to “Porn for New Moms”

  1. I can get behind some Porn for Political Junkies. Hot guys wearing strategically placed “I Voted” stickers…yummy. We should collaborate. :)

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