Comments on: Q: When Is A Parking Tard Not A Parking Tard?

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By: bromike666

bromike666 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:06:31 +0000

1. He/she is not blocking anyone.
2. Thats a tricky parking job for most people.
3. He/she obviously went out of their way not to block anyone.

Even though it’s not a high end sports car I’m guessing that the owner is proud of their car and wants to protect it from the idiots in this city. And, he/she is courteous enough to take the time not to f*ck up everyone else’s parking opportunities. I give this person a gold star and declare them to be April’s Park-enious.

As for Frazgo, you f’ing let that guy block you in and decided to just “wait it out?” Don’t move to NY my friend, they’ll eat you alive.

By: frazgo

frazgo — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:41:37 +0000

Will*I*Am drives!

I have to agree it would be a different story if he was blocking other vehicles. Still when you do that stuff with a new car it does draw attention to those with car keys who like to go skritcccccchhhhhhh along the side.

By: WILL•I•AM CAMPBELL

WILL•I•AM CAMPBELL — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:52:00 +0000

Point of order. That’s my truck parked to the right and I did not have to park to the farthest side. Maybe a little over, but nothing requiring extra effort. And given the angle, I was able to fully open my door without restraint or care.

As to it looking like the vehicle was encroaching on the space directly to the rear, it was close to the line, but not over.

That it’s a new car may be a weak reason for giving this driver a pass, but it’s one I’m willing to make… this time.

By: David Markland

David Markland — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:42:26 +0000

Yeah, strike #2 from list of justifications, which could easily be replaced with, “because its an expensive luxury car” or any other number of arguments.

Also, it still goes across the lines, and forces cars on either side to park to the farthest sides of their respective spots. Additionally, and I could be wrong here, but it looks like dude’s rear left bumper is in the space behind him.

In short, dude is still a tard. Prosecution rests.

By: RumorsDaily

RumorsDaily — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:35:12 +0000

The fact that he’s in a new car doesn’t help, but the fact that he’s basically in his spot does. I’m torn.