Am I the only child who can’t stop giggling from reading the above headline from the Los Angeles Daily News?

Here are some fun excerpts from the story, taken completely out of context:

“The individual left some kind of package.”

“They checked it out and it’s not an explosive device.”

The lone suspect remained at large as of midday.

Juvenile, yes. But, it is Friday.

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