Britney Spears works on her dance moves at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood. We know this, because, we can smell the trail of paparazzi all the way down Lankershim Boulevard. But, this is not enough. Britney needs more. She needs an empire. An empire of… dance!

According to Contact Music, she plans to open her own damn studio… right next door to Millennium. She wants to call it The Basement. I want to call it Camp Crazy.

This is Britney’s North Hollywood. This is BriHo. You best recognize.

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