I know what you’re thinking: It’s Valentine’s Day, and I need to come up with something more clever and memorable than candy, flowers, a card, or my d*ck in a box.
Let me make a suggestion: Craigslist has an ad for a 2-ton, 45-foot-long animatronic humpback whale:
used for movie shoots but is now taking up studio space…works great only needs standard pc computer to operate….bring truck and its yours …call johnny
Whaddya waiting for? It works great! And it’s free!