This is totally embarrassing. It’s elementary school all over again, where all the other kids are playing with Transformers and I am stuck with some Gobot. I know that I belong, but I am being treated like an outcast. I even called ahead of time to make sure that I was registered. The L.A. County Registrar’s office said yes. But, there was no proof of my existence at my polling location.
Bastards. Damn you, California. How dare you make me use the pink “provisional ballot.” DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!??!!!!!!