I stopped by Subway at Burbank & Fulton today to grab lunch. Luckily enough, I got in line just before Pendejo arrived.
SANDWICH ARTIST
WELCOME TO SUBWAY…
PENDEJO
OHH… HOLD ON, DAWG.. GOTTA SEE WHAT MY GIRL WANTS… (INTO IPHONE) WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHITE OR WHEAT… HUH? HOLD ON… (SWITCHING TO SPEAKERPHONE) TELL ‘EM WHAT YOU WANT.
IPHONE GIRL
OH MY GOD.. AM I ON SPEAKER??!!?! LOLOLOLOL OK. SO.. HOW MUCH IS A MEAL?
PENDEJO
GOD, GIRL! THERE LIKE, 6 DOLLARS. HOLD UP…
ANNOYED AT IPHONE GIRL, PENDEJO HOLDS THE IPHONE TO HIS CHEST, AND PROCEEDS WITH HIS ORDER. AS I WALK OUT THE DOOR, I CAN STILL HEAR THE FAINT YELLING FROM HER IVOICE.
IPHONE GIRL
OH MY GOD AM I ON HOLD? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HELLOOOOOO??!?? LOLOLOL OH MY GOD!!!
* Note to self: Pack lunch for Wednesday
I hate those sons of bitches. Hang up the phone, talk to the person you are interacting with. Any cashier, no matter how rude, deserves that respect.
did she actually say “L.O.L.O.L.O.L.?”
Perhaps there needs to be a version of these cards (http://www.coudal.com/shhhcards.pdf) for that guy.