Whole Foods Will Park Your Hummer

If you’re entertaining guests this holiday season and you happen to run out of Halkidiki, do not panic. Whole Foods is offering complimentary valet Dec. 22-24. That means they will park your car and tell you how great you look. Have you been working out? Maybe it’s your haircut. You look maaahvelous.

I don’t know which locations provide the service. I saw it on the marquee at Riverside & Coldwater in the S.O., when I should have been watching the road.

5 Replies to “Whole Foods Will Park Your Hummer”

  1. For Kripes sake- for what they charge for food you ought to get a hummer, not the kind you drive but the kind that leaves a shit eating grin on your face for a couple of hours.

  2. I know the location, I used to live near there, doesn’t change things that it is still way overpriced. Not that its better than others selling similar, its just marketed better and getting the bigger money at the register.

  3. Best comment of the week, Fraz – and I couldn’t agree more.

    Plenty of parking and great eats at Fresh and Easy!

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