You Are a Bad Parent, and Your Child Hates You

You didn’t get tickets for that Hanna Montana concert, did you?

You thought about it for a moment. A voice inside you thought, “I could sell our new flat screen. Or maybe I could take out a second mortgage…”

But, no. You didn’t budge. You refused to fork over one million dollars so your kid could go to his/her first concert. You cursed the promoters, the ticket scalpers, and Billy Ray Cyrus for the evil that is Hollywood. No way, Jose. Not this family.

Maybe your kid understands. Maybe he/she still doesn’t, and still won’t come out of his/her room.

Here’s something that might smooth things over: Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Film in Disney Digital 3D.

That’s a lot to put on an admission stub, and it won’t guarantee little Haley or Jeremiah will put down their Sidekick long enough to spend time with you again. But, it’s a start. They might forget how much they hate you when they catch a glimpse of the dreamy Jonas Brothers. Good luck, Mom & Dad.

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Film in Disney Digital 3D. In theaters February 1 for one week only at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, CA.

Buy tickets here.

One Reply to “You Are a Bad Parent, and Your Child Hates You”

  1. That whole tour is a disaster, and before anybody make with the jokes I should say the only reason I know or care is that I designed the website for it. ;)

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