Show Me a Man That Refuses a Free Burrito, and I’ll Show You a Man That Loves Al Queda

December 3, 2007 at 5:44 pm in Food & Drink

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I’m not one to shill for The Man, but I’ve got a soft spot for Chipotle since, before they were partially purchased by and eventually parted from McDonald’s, they were a locally owned small chain in my hometown of Denver. That, and the fact that their barbacoa makes my taste buds dress in costume and do a choreographed dance the likes of which even Busby Berekely couldn’t conceive. So, rather than thinking of this as me pimping for a national burrito chain, think of it as me sharing the wealth ’cause I’m here to tell you that Chipotle is giving away some free motherfunking burritos, hombre. Unfortunately for all of us but Frazgo, they’re doing it in Glendora, but what’s a little distance when you’re talking free burritos with which to stuff your empty burrito hole? Just stop by the new location at “Gladstone & Lone Hill (in Marketplace),” this Thursday (12/6) between 11:00am and 8:00pm and the burrito gods will look upon you favorably. The “waiting in line” gods, probably not so much.

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