I’m looking for a new apartment. But, my many personalities can’t agree on what we want. We want an industrial loft with oversized windows in Downtown L.A. We want a cool hipster joint in Hollywood. We want a historic Victorian in Echo Park. We want a place close to the studios.
The one thing that all of my personalities do agree on, is that we want a place that is easily accessible to public transit. We don’t believe in buses, because they get stuck in traffic too. We want a place near a Metro Rail station. Within walking distance. Near bars, and coffee houses, and theaters.
And we want all of this for less than $1200 a month.
Sure, we’d love to buy a loft overlooking 8th & Broadway, or Hollywood & Vine, but none of my personalities have that kind of cheddar.
Your assignment today is to submit suggestions. The dwelling must include ALL of the following:
1) Location between Downtown Los Angeles and the NoHo Arts District
2) Walking distance to a Red Line station
3) Rent for $1200 or less, give or take a few bucks
4) Parking for a car that I will never use
We’re serious about this. We want to move, now. My personalities need your help.