Don’t forget to turn out the lights tomorrow night, you wasteful little minx, you.
Do your part for the citywide conservation effort known as Lights Out Los Angeles. Turn off all non-essential lighting in your house, office, or trailer from 8-9pm this Saturday, October 20, and replace those old dusty light bulbs with some new short-and-curlies.
Save electricity. Save the environment. Save the cheerleader. Save the world.
Besides, life is more fun when you’re in the dark.