The 10 Sexiest Restaurants in Los Angeles


Photo of One Sunset from onerestaurants

Is your restaurant sexy? Does she seduce you into ordering an extra app or dessert? Does she make you want to come back again and again?

Some restaurant critics calling themselves Sexy LA have compiled a list of what they think are the ten sexiest restaurants in our city. Because, “Los Angeles is the eating capital of the world.”

Mmmkay.

Here are the places where it’s supposedly hard to keep your napkins on and your fork to yourself:

One Sunset
8730 Sunset Blvd. West Hollywood, CA 90069

The Edison
2nd St. & Main St. Los Angeles, CA 90012

The Penthouse
1111 Second St. Santa Monica, CA 90403

Inn of the Seventh Ray
128 Old Topanga Canyon Rd. Topanga, CA 90290

Republic Restaurant & Lounge
650 N. La Cienega Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90069

Red Pearl Kitchen
6703 Melrose Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90038

Ketchup
8590 Sunset Blvd. West Hollywood, CA

Blowfish Sushi to Die For
9229 Sunset Blvd. West Hollywood, CA 90069

Falcon
7213 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90046

Whist
1819 Ocean Ave. Santa Monica, CA 90401

Just in time for your weekend dating pleasure. As always kids, practice safe dining.

12 Replies to “The 10 Sexiest Restaurants in Los Angeles”

  1. Hmm…I wonder where our readers would rank these and put up as their own top 10. I wonder as well what the writers here would put up as a top 10.

    “Safe dining” is not bringing the kidlets. Only now are mine advanced far enough beyond McDonalds that we try the better places with them. I really wish more parents would do the same. But thats off topic, sorta.

  2. The only list maker I’ve been to is Inn of the Seventh Ray. Sexy? I don’t think so. I giggled all night after our server told us about the “many patrons experiencing vibrations due to the balance and spiritual nature of the prepared dishes”.

  3. Whist might be “sexy” (aka good scene if you’re looking to be seen or score or something), but the food there gets consistently bad reviews. Plus it’s really expensive. It improved when they snagged Chef Warren Schwartz from Saddle Peak Lodge, but not enough.

    I don’t think any of the restaurants on this list would make it onto any list where the main criterion is quality of food.

  4. Are you kidding me? Ketchup, really? By putting that place on any list, it automatically invalidates the other 9. Ketchup: overpriced red lipstick on a pig.

  5. The only “vibration” I got at the Inn of the 7th Ray was the sharp TWANNNNNG of all my money leaving my wallet!

    That place was a pain in the ass to get to and totally not worth it.

  6. Yup, pain in the ass and totally not worth it.

    Sexiest restaurant on the face of this earth? Jezebel on 9th Ave. in NYC.

    TWANNNNNG is the sound of garments popping off after eating there.

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