…just forget about it. Seems a house-hauling vehicle got stuck under a bridge. Those pesky height signs actually DO mean something. Now there’s a house sitting on the side of the road, and two of the Northbound lanes are shut down. Traffic is backed up to at least downtown.
No confirmation on the reported presence of a Wicked Witch underneath the house, although there are rumors of a young girl fleeing the scene in shiny red shoes.