“You bloody Yanks seem to think terrorism is something new and only ever happens to Americans….We’ve had the IRA and the French have the Algerians and the Spanish have ETA. Now you know what the rest of Europe’s been living with for the last few hundred years. Why don’t you lot just grow up?”
I can’t remember the last time I had a flight that didn’t suck in some way, either from ridiculous security theatre, cramped and overcrowded planes, or asshole customer service. At least I haven’t had to deal with any poop on my plane.