justice catches, and pulls ahead of stupid spoiled rich whore

June 8, 2007 at 12:41 pm in Celebrity

Dear little baby Jesus, who’s sittin’ in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors, thank you so much for ending HILTONWATCH!!11

TMZ.com reports that Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail to serve out the rest of her sentence, medical conditions be damned.

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She’ll get credit for at least 5 days already served.

Media attention should turn to the morons who decided to treat this spoiled rich whore differently than anyone else who would face jail time, but it will most likely focus on the sideshow aspects, in full-on Schadenfreude-o-Vision.

I’ve been working all morning, and listening to The Cure is much more conducive to actual work than listening to local news, but my mom called earlier and told me that cable news broke away from G8 coverage to do an OJ-style chopper chase of the Sheriff driving the stupid spoiled rich whore back to court.

While the coverage is retarded, at least the medical condition of being a rich, white celebrity has been (temporarily) pulled out of the pile of get out of jail free cards . . . for the moment. Apparently, stupid spoiled rich whore is going to appeal. After already being convicted and sentenced. Brilliant.

I think Harvey Levin is going to buy a new boat before this is all over.

3 o’clock afterthought: Valley Jew expresses quite eloquently why so many people are cheering about this:

In the reality-created world of the last six years, I’ve often felt like our lives had been taken over by a Joe Millionaire/ Vince-McMahon/ WWE-type logic where motivations are so clearly obvious that the only goal of the whole shitty endeavor was to keep idiots tuning in . . . [P]erhaps this is a sign that people are tired of making excuses for the over privileged just because we’d like to be over privileged one day ourselves. Perhaps we will now value some sort of accountability for ourselves and others.

I think the Jew is on to something there. There’s a growing sense of plutocracy fatigue from those of us in the great unwashed masses, and this little episode seemed to touch that nerve rather forcefully.

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