Dear Uptight Grove Security,
April Fools! You can chill out now and have an ice cream from the nearby Farmer’s Market. You will not have to deal with a roving pack of misbehaving Santa’s starting a pillowfight with their bellymeat, a bunch of night Ridazz joining in on the mess, only to have an ambulance of sexy nurses show up to bandage the wounded topped off by a limo of French maids with feather dusters and vacuums show up to clean your precious green lawn.
No, that picture obviously can only come true in my mind. There will be no pillowfight happening at the Grove today. Take downtown instead.