No apparent threat, eh?

Yeah, that sounds perfectly normal to me…

What was he thinking? Some of this crap I just roll my eyes and wonder how much lower the average intelligence can go. Daily something happens to remind me that we aren’t that far removed from chimps.

He reportedly told authorities that the magnets and wires and stuff have “therapeutic” value and he simply forgot to remove them. Probably because, you know, they’re sooooo comfortable once they start working their magic.

My favorite quote comes from Ethel McGuire, the assistant special agent in charge of the FBI’s Los Angeles office: “I believe we’re about as confused as you until we finish the investigation,”

Oh, talk about autoerotic bizzarities… KNX or KFWB (whichever one I was checking traffic on this afternoon) actually stated matter of factly that this guy was “concealing a BOMB” in his “body cavity”. Hmmmm. No hype there, was there! Ridiculous. Sounds like somebody really wanted some attention… or was looking to feel his ass get yanked around whenever he walked near a steel column. Asshole (pun intended). Just another day at the airport – f**king up everyone’s morning.

Surely you’d think he’d remember to take it out! Should have had a check-list. Something like this:

Passport — Check!
Airline ticket — Check!
Clean socks — Check!
Magnet out of my a** — Oh crap, I nearly forgot!