Today’s Most Dangerous Disneyland ride: Parking Lot Tram

You know how when you get on the tram at Disney to take you from the parking lot to the front gate and they tell you to stay seated and keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times? Turns out there’s a good reason for that. Two women of undisclosed intelligence are recovering tonight after one stood up and fell off the tram and another tried to grab her, but instead fell off herself. Yes, the tram I’m taking about is the same one you are thinking of. It was clocking at about 5MPH when this all went down.