To The Ass-Douche(s) That Egged My Car Last Night…

Dear Ass-Douche(s):

Thank you so much for your gift of yolk-y goodness all over my relatively new car.  May your next omelet be stuffed full of delicious salmonella.

Love,
Jay

6 Replies to “To The Ass-Douche(s) That Egged My Car Last Night…”

  1. Houligans, vandals what is this world coming too? Karma eventually takes hold and the egger gets theirs unless this is a karma bounce back of some sort. Seriously, check with your neighbor and see who all else got it and report to neighborhood policing.

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