Looks like I need $575, and pronto.
Today’s mail brought this new catalog from Loius Vuitton shoes. I damn near peed my pants when I saw these. Yes, they are a chrome finished silver patent leather, with high-polished silver metal heels.
Sweet Mother of JEBUS I need these shoes or I will surely expire.
So come on, it’s Valentine’s Day – who’s with me?
The Best Man In The World just informed me that these would make a lovely Valentine’s gift, should I be able to secure them.
Naturally I agreed and what can I say – the Rodeo Drive store is trying to get a pair in my size right now. I should know by noon!
And don’t worry about me at an airport – these are far from the first shoes I own that can double as weapons.