Somebody needs to give me $575

February 14, 2007 at 7:45 am in Shopping

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Looks like I need $575, and pronto.

Today’s mail brought this new catalog from Loius Vuitton shoes. I damn near peed my pants when I saw these. Yes, they are a chrome finished silver patent leather, with high-polished silver metal heels.

Sweet Mother of JEBUS I need these shoes or I will surely expire.

So come on, it’s Valentine’s Day – who’s with me?

UPDATE:
The Best Man In The World just informed me that these would make a lovely Valentine’s gift, should I be able to secure them.

Naturally I agreed and what can I say – the Rodeo Drive store is trying to get a pair in my size right now. I should know by noon!

And don’t worry about me at an airport – these are far from the first shoes I own that can double as weapons.

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