A small band called SHAT…

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…Maybe you’ve heard of em? If you haven’t, you should. Shat, the deranged brainchild of Jeff Wood (who has a bullet in his head – click here for the actual newspaper article on it), have been called “our generations Bob Dylan with a particular predilection for vernacular references to the more choice pieces of the female anatomy”. But you could probably already tell that from looking the photo above… can you say “dildo mohawk”? As Shats website says, the story goes like this…

“Several years ago, Jeff Wood, an already budding musical prodigy, was forever transformed into a modern day superhero when a stray bullet was lodged into his frontal lob as he stood by innocently and unknowingly during a gang war shootout in a less than friendly Los Angeles neighborhood. This in fact could have been the actual and factual true “Magic Bullet”. Instead of killing Wood, it remained firmly in place as he lay bed ridden; the victim of a small plug of mystical metal that began manifesting and awakening previously unknown powers in Jeff Wood. As he relearned menial day-to-day tasks such as tying his shoes, he found that his musical gifts had not only remained unaffected, but had taken on the quality of a twisted uber-genius. Gone forever from his once normal brain were trivial thoughts and worries of the average mind, and replaced with a child-like primal mind driven by sex, food, and rock n’ roll music. The transformation was complete, and the world was ready to be saved. Jeff Wood was the chosen one.”

With classic songs like “if She Has A Kid, You Know She Fucks”, “Vagetarian”, “It’s About Time You Sucked On My Penis Now”, “Tit Fuck”, “Born To Be A Lesbian”, “Rob From The Rich and Give to the Whores” and “I Fucked Your Wife”… Shat will either leave you laughing so hard your sides will be splitting or leave you really bummed and offended. There’s no middle ground with this band… you WILL have an opinion. I highly recommend attending at least one of the two LA shows they’re playing this week, you’ve never seen a live show like this one. Their new 69 song CD “Cuntree” (which is also 69 minutes long, clever eh?) can be found at your local record store or on Itunes by clicking here. Nothing like a little self promotion eh? Yep, Shat is on my record label, Buddyhead. Check our Shat on myspace to stream some of the hits.

Feb 15 @ Dipazza’s in Long Beach, C.A. (9:00 PM)
Feb 16 @ The Scene Bar in Glendale, C.A. (8:00 PM)

How many Shat fans do we have reading this site? Don’t be scared… raise your hands!

The rest of Shat’s tour dates after the jump…

Cuntree

Download “I Fucked Your Wife” (mp3)
from “Cuntree”
by Shat
Buddyhead Records

More On This Album
The Cunt Chronicles

Download “Born To Be A Lesbian” (mp3)
from “The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles”
by Shat
Buddyhead Records

More On This Album

Feb 12 2007 8:00P
VAUDEVILLE CABARET — Tucson, A.Z. (CONFIRMED) Tucson, Arizona
Feb 13 2007 8:00P
SCOLARI’S OFFICE — San Diego, C.A . (CONFIRMED) San Diego, Arkansas
Feb 14 2007 8:00P
DIVEBAR — Las Vegas, Navada (CONFIRMED) Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 15 2007 9:00P
DIPIAZZA’S — Long Beach, C.A. (CONFIRMED) Long Beach, California
Feb 16 2007 8:00P
THE SCENE BAR — Glendale, C.A. (CONFIRMED) Glendale, California
Feb 17 2007 8:00P
San Francisco, C.A. ** NEED NEW PLACE TO PLAY** San Francisco, California
Feb 18 2007 8:00P
SAMURI DUCK — Eugane, O.R . (CONFIRMED) Eugene, Oregon
Feb 19 2007 8:00P
ASH STREET SALOON—-Portland, Oregon (CONFIRMED) Portland
Feb 20 2007 8:00P
STUDIO SEVEN — Seattle,W.A. (CONFIRMED) Seattle, Washington
Feb 21 2007 8:00P
BURT’S TIKI — Salt Lake City, U.T. (CONFIRMED) Salt Lake City, Utah
Feb 22 2007 8:00P
HUBBA’S — Aurora, C.O. (CONFIRMED) Aurora, Colorado
Feb 23 2007 8:00P
NEED SHOW IN COLORADO SPRINGS,WYOMING OR ALBURQIRQY—HELP ! TBA
Feb 24 2007 8:00P
3 KINGS TAVERN , Denver C.O. (CONFIRMED) Denver, Colorado
Feb 25 2007 10:00P
DUFFY’S TAVERN — Lincoln, N.E. (CONFIRMED) Lincoln, Nebraska
Feb 26 2007 10:00P
PJ’s PUB — Manhattan, K.C. (CONFIRMED) Manhattan, Kansas
Feb 27 2007 8:00P
THE CREEPY CRAWL — St. Louis , M.O. (CONFIRMED) St. Louis, Mississippi
Feb 28 2007 8:00P
2500 CLUB — Detroit, MI (CONFIRMED) Detroit, Michigan
Mar 1 2007 8:00P
HAMILTON ST. PUB — Saginaw, Michigan (CONFIRMED) Saginaw, Michigan
Mar 2 2007 9:00P
TOP CAT’S — Cincinnati, O.H. (CONFIRMED) Cincinnati, Ohio
Mar 3 2007 9:00P
BERNIE’S DISTILLERY , Columbus, Ohio (CONFIRMED) Columbus, Ohio
Mar 4 2007 8:00P
VALENTINES — Albany, N.Y. (CONFIRMED) Albany, New York

2 Replies to “A small band called SHAT…”

  1. wtf is wrong with you guys…. i saw you play in baltimore about 5-6 years ago.. took me forever to find you guys online.. why arent you playing in DC??

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