Open letter to the guy outside my window who was honking his horn for half an hour

Dude: This is a residential neighborhood. You woke up my kid. Repeatedly. I hope you are eaten alive by fire ants.

3 Replies to “Open letter to the guy outside my window who was honking his horn for half an hour”

  1. My neighborhood is plagued by horn honkers. It seems to be the only way people around here know to say, “Hey, I’m here,” as if none of them have cell phones. I’m not lying when I say it’s one of the reasons that we’re looking to move.

  2. I’m tired of the horn honkers in my neighbothood as well, although it’s not usually the “I’m here” honk. I live at a somewhat busy Hollywood intersection and while I’ll tolerate the fire trucks horns, and the occasional “hey, the light is green” horn tap, I get outraged when someone leans on the horn for a full minute for no good reason at an hour of the day usually reserved for sleeping.

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