A Jack-in-the-Box and McDonalds were held up in South LA and Downey, respectively, today. According to the LA Times the robbers who held up the Jack-in-the-Box in South LA were connected to the armed robbery of a McDonald’s on Firestone Boulevard in Downey. Fortunately, no one was injured and we were all given one more good reason to stay away from fast food. Besides, everyone knows you only go to Jack-in-the-Box late at night when you’ve imbibed and/or smoked a little too much. It might even be safer that way.