Guest Editorial: Medical Marijuana Dispensaries
January 19, 2007 at 9:30 am in Crime, Politics, Rants
(This post was sent in by a reader with a medical marijuana prescription who wishes to remain anonymous and because this is a hot topic I thought it was worth publishing. I’m absolutely NOT going to make a habit out of this so don’t even think of e-mailing me some rant. – Sean Bonner)
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You’re looking for an opinion from somebody who’s been inside the dispensaries? Well that’s me.
Let me start by telling you that you’d never think I smoked pot from looking at me, and when I told a few friends I’d gone and gotten a prescription for cannibas, nobody believed me. I’m over 40 and have a good job with a nice income. I hate hippies and stoners, and more than anything I hate the “culture” they’ve created around what’s nothing more than a plant.
It’s true that you just have to show up and pay one of any number of cannibas doctors and you can get a prescription for pot, but it’s also true that you can go to any other doctor and walk out with prescriptions for far worse drugs like Vicodin or Xanax or any of the evil psych meds just as easily, and nobody bats an eye at that.
I’ve been to several dispensaries and most have a “one patient at a time in the vending area” policy. I’m guessing this is to discourage the “hang out and get baked” crowd, which is good for me because that’s the last place I want to be. They all have “no cell phones” policies, and the one in Eagle Rock has a long list of rules, all of which are basically, “don’t be a dick and ruin this for everyone.”
Lately however I’ve heard of more than one dispensary that’s set up like a clubhouse, where people do sit around and get high. For me this is bad on many levels, probably the most important of which is it undermines everyone’s credibility. You don’t sit there and chew Vicodin at the CVS, so why would you stick around and medicate at the dispensary?
What it boils down to is people who don’t use pot are more comfortable with the idea that only cancer patients can get prescriptions for cannabis because once again Hippies Ruin Everything. Nobody likes the stereotype of a bunch of dirty stoners baked out of their minds hanging out and then driving their cars around stoned, but unfortunately that’s mostly who’s out there.
Like I said, I’ve been to several dispensaries and I’ve never once seen anyone who didn’t look like a refugee from a Cheech and Chong movie (besides me). This image is not the image anyone needs. Not that everyone hasn’t been super friendly and helpful (I had no idea what to ask for, what the different strains are about, or even how to roll a joint), but if the dispensaries want credibility, and want to appeal to people like me, maybe they should hire people who don’t use the product quite so much.
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(This post was sent in by a reader with a medical marijuana prescription who wishes to remain anonymous and because this is a hot topic I thought it was worth publishing. I’m absolutely NOT going to make a habit out of this so don’t even think of e-mailing me some rant. – Sean Bonner)
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