OMG!! Anthrax in El Monte Bank! Call Hazmat!! Oh, nevermind, all cool, it’s just Cocaine.

This is my favorite news story all week – 6 employes were evacuated when they found a one-inch plastic bag full of white powder in with a stack of checks that was being processed. LAFD LACFD came out and confirmed that it wasn’t the controlled substance they thought it was. That aside, turns out this was still more exciting than the last time the same facility had a similar scare, which turned out to be coffee creamer.

7 Replies to “OMG!! Anthrax in El Monte Bank! Call Hazmat!! Oh, nevermind, all cool, it’s just Cocaine.”

  1. I couldn’t. Seriously, I have no idea how to tell the difference between coke and anthrax, at least without touching it. Coffee creamer, though? No problem.

  2. I used to work at said facility and stuff like this happened all the time. Once we were evacuated because there a supicious looking package, quite possibly a bomb they informed us. Turns out it was a Yoshinoya bowl wrapped in tin foil…

  3. Geez why cant I ever find a full baggy, benjamin
    or even a unexpired store coupon.
    All I ever see are empty ripped up dirty old things in front of my building.
    Some people have all the luck…

  4. Wait, the really sad thing is, it was some good shit – 95% cocaine. Thats some expensive toot.
    What a waste.

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