If I was a murderer…

This straight from the truth is stranger than fiction file:

O.J. Simpson is publishing a book where he apparently describes how he would have killed his ex-wife.

Has Mr Simpson been fantasizing about killing his wife post-mortem this whole time? So obsessed that he had to write a book about it? Out to prove to the world that he is incapable of murder? Is the guilt merely eating him up and he is trying to create another red herring? Or his ego so big that he has to be in the limelight and this is the most sensationalist way to do it?

“O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes,” the network said in a statement. “In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade.”

If he is denying his involvement in the murder of his ex-wife, then why does he continue to spend so much time and energy on his defense? Shouldn’t he just go crawl out of the spotlight and try to live as normal life as possible? Only he knows his innocence and who gives a shit what the rest of the world thinks. IMHO, writing a book like this, just proves to me that he is guilty.

Next thing you know, G.W. Bush will be publishing a book called “If I stole the election” after we are free of his “leadership” in a couple years. He might want to start working on it now though, before the documents are shredded and the memories are still fresh.

Update: I almost forgot, he’ll be giving an interview on TV the week after Thanksgiving.

7 thoughts on “If I was a murderer…”

  1. This is utterly disgusting. I can only hope that every fucking dollar he makes from this book goes directly to the Brown and Goldman families, per the terms of his civil sentence. I’m sure he found a way around that, though, or he never would have (ghost)written the book at all.

    Except that he needs to be in the spotlight and can’t bear being out of it I guess.

    I’ve called the tv station to let them know I won’t be watching EVER AGAIN if they air that interview.

    I wil of course admit I’m as curious as the next guy to see what exactly this piece of shit has to say about getting away with murder – oh, I mean HYPOTHETICALLY getting away with murder, but you know, sometimes you just have to draw the line.

    One of my proudest moments was yelling, “Murderer” to his face. I just wish everyone would ignore him. That would be the only punishment he’s likely to see.

  2. I love that the acronym for “In My Humble Opinion” is IMHO. Makes me giggle like an 11 year old.

  3. Just because he was acquitted doesn’t mean he didn’t do it. There is a still a $33,000,000.00 civil suit that he needs to pay off.
    Let Fox and Judith Regan know how you feel!!!

    Ms. Gail Berman
    Fox Broadcasting
    Po box 900
    Beverly Hills, CA 90210
    [email protected]

    [email protected]

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